Auckland dude

its weird ay. it was last Friday night when a few of my seniors suggested: "mel, why dont u try going out with a Maori guy? maybe he'll be fun". and you know what? that same night, a Maori guy asked me out.

but wait.

it's not the first time.

i was in All Bar 3. met the same guy I met in Detroit just a week ago. he was from Auckland. shifted to Palmy. dont know why. dont bother knowing. i dont even know his name. i couldnt even remember we met. it was im who saw me first and he pointed and let out a friendly laugh and he was like "it's you!" as usual the idiot (melissa) looked behind to see if he was pointing at another chick. but no it was only me and guess what i was standing in a corner. like right at the end of the corner. how can anyone else be behind me?

then he walked up to me and he said something but i tried not to listen coz i thought he was a drunk horny fool. then he realised i was acting weird. then i was like "do i know you?" whoa he felt hurt. his face showed.

"yea, we met in Detroit last week. i was the one who bought you the rose."

oh shit. idiocity revealed.

"damn! i'm so sorry. bad face memory (pull a dumb-ass sympathy-seeking face)"

and we danced. first it was me and him dancing then his kiwi friend came along. boy was he the ugliest kiwi i've ever seen in my entire life. u know how ppl always saw Maori dudes are ugly? well imagine this kiwi dude. but honestly, that Maori dude looked really good. like the main singer in Nesian Mystik.

sorry ppl. i live in NZ now and they support their local music industry. so yea. probably when i get back to Malaysia, i'll be listening to all kiwi songs and there'll be no doubt i'll be the weirdest Malaysian alive. but i have to say, these kiwi songs have some quality in them. way better than local acts!

anyway, while both the men were trying their best to flirt, the Maori guy went out to smoke and the kiwi guy disappeared. i was so glad. danced with my fellow IPC friends. suddenly the kiwi guy returned and danced with me again. then the Maori guy came and he walked over to me but saw his friend with me. damn he felt hurt again. this time, he walked away for good.

that Maori guy then tried hitting on a kiwi chick. dont know what happened and dont wanna know what happened.